Dark Hero Lucius episode 001: Bad Hair day
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[This morning, a very loud, very girlish scream could be heard coming from inside 2240 Stevens road this morning. To say Lucius was having a bad hair day would be an understatement. His tension gauge was gone, and any attempts to recreate the ahoge had failed. Horribly. Several more screams, followed by a burst of rage as he storms out of the bathroom.]
(Several minutes later...Phone)
[He had calmed down considerably from the initial shock... but that didn't change the fact that he was mad. It was rather comforting not seeing any sign of Rizelea and Flonne. ]
ALRIGHT, LISTEN UP. Okay, I don't know who was the prankster that decided to cut my hair.... but they better confess.... and FAST. The Dark Hero, Lucius, is not a force to be trifled with! I've brought down the worst of bosses, I've taken down all the Lurkers with my own two hands! What makes you think you'll steal my most prized possession and get away with it! This... this must be the work of the Demon Dog King! Clearly he sensed my rivaling presence, and sent out a barber to do his dirty work! He was so afraid of me he had to resort to draining my morale! No matter, this will make your defeat by my hands all the more satisfying! Your attempt at gaining the advantage has only sparked our rivalry further! Without that Valkyrie around cramping my style, victory will surely be mine!
[This morning, a very loud, very girlish scream could be heard coming from inside 2240 Stevens road this morning. To say Lucius was having a bad hair day would be an understatement. His tension gauge was gone, and any attempts to recreate the ahoge had failed. Horribly. Several more screams, followed by a burst of rage as he storms out of the bathroom.]
(Several minutes later...Phone)
[He had calmed down considerably from the initial shock... but that didn't change the fact that he was mad. It was rather comforting not seeing any sign of Rizelea and Flonne. ]
ALRIGHT, LISTEN UP. Okay, I don't know who was the prankster that decided to cut my hair.... but they better confess.... and FAST. The Dark Hero, Lucius, is not a force to be trifled with! I've brought down the worst of bosses, I've taken down all the Lurkers with my own two hands! What makes you think you'll steal my most prized possession and get away with it! This... this must be the work of the Demon Dog King! Clearly he sensed my rivaling presence, and sent out a barber to do his dirty work! He was so afraid of me he had to resort to draining my morale! No matter, this will make your defeat by my hands all the more satisfying! Your attempt at gaining the advantage has only sparked our rivalry further! Without that Valkyrie around cramping my style, victory will surely be mine!
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Date: 2011-04-08 07:20 am (UTC)To say you're like that Justice Freak Flonne is an understatement...
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Date: 2011-04-08 07:26 am (UTC)no subject
Date: 2011-04-08 07:32 am (UTC)I'm the only true hero though, as dark as I may be!
[LUCIUS STOP CONTRADICTING YOURSELF]
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Date: 2011-04-08 07:39 am (UTC)2/4 sorry I lied.
Date: 2011-04-08 07:40 am (UTC)Wait wait wait.
Don't call yourself a hero when you're trying to be a villain.
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Date: 2011-04-08 07:41 am (UTC)4/4
Date: 2011-04-08 07:41 am (UTC)1/oh god
Date: 2011-04-08 07:43 am (UTC)2/oh god
Date: 2011-04-08 07:43 am (UTC)3/oh god
Date: 2011-04-08 07:44 am (UTC)aaaand done!
Date: 2011-04-08 07:45 am (UTC)I need to tell you now that I love you.
Date: 2011-04-08 07:49 am (UTC)no subject
Date: 2011-04-08 08:31 am (UTC)no subject
Date: 2011-04-08 08:40 am (UTC)no subject
Date: 2011-04-08 08:44 am (UTC)It sure beats being called a henchman and a secondary character...
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Date: 2011-04-08 08:51 am (UTC)Why not just admit your a villain? Though, I suppose if you're a playable character you can't really be a true villain. Misguided Villain?
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Date: 2011-04-08 08:53 am (UTC)no subject
Date: 2011-04-08 09:08 am (UTC)no subject
Date: 2011-04-09 12:21 am (UTC)no subject
Date: 2011-04-11 01:58 am (UTC)sorry for taking so long again ;_;
Date: 2011-04-12 07:57 am (UTC)It's okay!
Date: 2011-04-13 09:20 pm (UTC)