Dark Hero Lucius episode 001: Bad Hair day
Apr. 5th, 2011 04:55 am![[personal profile]](https://www.dreamwidth.org/img/silk/identity/user.png){kind=small}
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[This morning, a very loud, very girlish scream could be heard coming from inside 2240 Stevens road this morning. To say Lucius was having a bad hair day would be an understatement. His tension gauge was gone, and any attempts to recreate the ahoge had failed. Horribly. Several more screams, followed by a burst of rage as he storms out of the bathroom.]
(Several minutes later...Phone)
[He had calmed down considerably from the initial shock... but that didn't change the fact that he was mad. It was rather comforting not seeing any sign of Rizelea and Flonne. ]
ALRIGHT, LISTEN UP. Okay, I don't know who was the prankster that decided to cut my hair.... but they better confess.... and FAST. The Dark Hero, Lucius, is not a force to be trifled with! I've brought down the worst of bosses, I've taken down all the Lurkers with my own two hands! What makes you think you'll steal my most prized possession and get away with it! This... this must be the work of the Demon Dog King! Clearly he sensed my rivaling presence, and sent out a barber to do his dirty work! He was so afraid of me he had to resort to draining my morale! No matter, this will make your defeat by my hands all the more satisfying! Your attempt at gaining the advantage has only sparked our rivalry further! Without that Valkyrie around cramping my style, victory will surely be mine!
[This morning, a very loud, very girlish scream could be heard coming from inside 2240 Stevens road this morning. To say Lucius was having a bad hair day would be an understatement. His tension gauge was gone, and any attempts to recreate the ahoge had failed. Horribly. Several more screams, followed by a burst of rage as he storms out of the bathroom.]
(Several minutes later...Phone)
[He had calmed down considerably from the initial shock... but that didn't change the fact that he was mad. It was rather comforting not seeing any sign of Rizelea and Flonne. ]
ALRIGHT, LISTEN UP. Okay, I don't know who was the prankster that decided to cut my hair.... but they better confess.... and FAST. The Dark Hero, Lucius, is not a force to be trifled with! I've brought down the worst of bosses, I've taken down all the Lurkers with my own two hands! What makes you think you'll steal my most prized possession and get away with it! This... this must be the work of the Demon Dog King! Clearly he sensed my rivaling presence, and sent out a barber to do his dirty work! He was so afraid of me he had to resort to draining my morale! No matter, this will make your defeat by my hands all the more satisfying! Your attempt at gaining the advantage has only sparked our rivalry further! Without that Valkyrie around cramping my style, victory will surely be mine!
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Date: 2011-04-05 09:09 am (UTC)no subject
Date: 2011-04-05 09:11 am (UTC)no subject
Date: 2011-04-05 09:52 am (UTC)[You know, like, before waking up here or something.]
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Date: 2011-04-05 10:28 am (UTC)"Hrm..."
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Date: 2011-04-05 07:31 pm (UTC)Yes? What is it? Can't you see I'm in the middle of a crisis?
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Date: 2011-04-05 07:35 pm (UTC)"Yes, I guessed that, however, if you keep doing that there are many idiots who will come and give you a speech about love and justice. I could go get them if you want, but, I would think they'd give most people a headache."
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Date: 2011-04-05 07:36 pm (UTC)If she were to wield scissors near my person, I'm pretty sure more would be cut off than just my hair. I don't think she would stop at my tension gauge.
[Shudder]
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Date: 2011-04-05 07:39 pm (UTC)no subject
Date: 2011-04-05 07:40 pm (UTC)no subject
Date: 2011-04-05 07:46 pm (UTC)Yes... I seem to have gotten stuck here...
but it's good to see someone with some sense, finally! I had to hear such speeches every day from that damnable Justice Freak.
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Date: 2011-04-05 07:47 pm (UTC)"I've been stuck here about three months, so if you have questions, I can probably answer them."
1/???
Date: 2011-04-05 08:04 pm (UTC)2/???
Date: 2011-04-05 08:05 pm (UTC)aaaand i'm done i think.
Date: 2011-04-05 08:12 pm (UTC)A dark hero is totally possible! I've got a tragic back story that leads to a downfall! I mean, you've even HEARD my tragic past, you goddamned Justice Freak. Don't they have those in those animes you love and everything? For you to say that a Dark Hero isn't even possible wounds me deep! It's like you don't even have any clue who I am!
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Date: 2011-04-05 08:13 pm (UTC)no subject
Date: 2011-04-05 08:14 pm (UTC)no subject
Date: 2011-04-05 08:27 pm (UTC)Of course we do! You joined up with that damnable Valkyrie after we found out Etna stole one of your spaceships... You've been friends with the rest of her crew and a thorn in my side
Though a rather welcome one, at that. You've been helping her with her goal of removing the drifting thingies out of the Netheruniverse for as long as I can remember! You've always been trying to convert me to the Hero of Light!I don't know what you did, but I think you must have hit yourself on the head while doing it.
1/??? AGAIN
Date: 2011-04-05 08:33 pm (UTC)DEJA 2/???
Date: 2011-04-05 08:34 pm (UTC)3/???? 's COMPANY TOO
Date: 2011-04-05 08:34 pm (UTC)4/I THINK I AM DONE FINALLY!
Date: 2011-04-05 08:36 pm (UTC)no subject
Date: 2011-04-05 08:38 pm (UTC)Goddamned...love freak....
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Date: 2011-04-05 08:42 pm (UTC)no subject
Date: 2011-04-05 08:46 pm (UTC)I AM MORE THAN JUST A SECOND CHARACTER, FLONNE! I AM LUCIUS, THE DARK HERO!
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Date: 2011-04-05 08:54 pm (UTC)........
The Dark Hero does... does.... does not need friends! Especially fallen angels who try to convert me to the righteous path!