Dark Hero Lucius episode 001: Bad Hair day

[tensiongauge]

(Action, Stevens road)

[This morning, a very loud, very girlish scream could be heard coming from inside 2240 Stevens road this morning. To say Lucius was having a bad hair day would be an understatement. His tension gauge was gone, and any attempts to recreate the ahoge had failed. Horribly. Several more screams, followed by a burst of rage as he storms out of the bathroom.]

(Several minutes later...Phone)

[He had calmed down considerably from the initial shock... but that didn't change the fact that he was mad. It was rather comforting not seeing any sign of Rizelea and Flonne. ]

ALRIGHT, LISTEN UP. Okay, I don't know who was the prankster that decided to cut my hair.... but they better confess.... and FAST. The Dark Hero, Lucius, is not a force to be trifled with! I've brought down the worst of bosses, I've taken down all the Lurkers with my own two hands! What makes you think you'll steal my most prized possession and get away with it! This... this must be the work of the Demon Dog King! Clearly he sensed my rivaling presence, and sent out a barber to do his dirty work! He was so afraid of me he had to resort to draining my morale! No matter, this will make your defeat by my hands all the more satisfying! Your attempt at gaining the advantage has only sparked our rivalry further! Without that Valkyrie around cramping my style, victory will surely be mine!

Comments

[abravelikehero]

That's an Anti Villain!

[ahogauge.livejournal.com]

Isn't that a hero? Now you're just making things up.....

[abravelikehero]

No it's not! It's a villain that is honorable. Really these things are all written out on a very convenient website.

[ahogauge.livejournal.com]

I don't believe things that are posted on the internet! Even if it is a reputable website which i will probably get sucked into like a black hole!

[abravelikehero]

And never ever leave.... Wait, what was I saying?

It's a consensual fact, you can't just change things because you feel like it and tap on new meanings to convenience yourself.

[ahogauge.livejournal.com]

Had she not threatened me with being locked up, I would have gone down a much, much eviler path! Also, speaking of her, Rizelea is worse than I am! She's the one who threatens me with violence and everyone else with inhumanely spicy food!

[abravelikehero]

Shouldn't that be a good thing if she stopped you from being truly evil?

[ahogauge.livejournal.com]

It was out of fear of being brutally maimed! And having hotter hot sauce than the kind that comes in coffins poured into every opening!

But...maybe...I still like to think I'm way cooler than all those stereotypical heroes though!

[abravelikehero]

Hey... each hero is unique, all of them are amazing.

Especially Super Hero Aurum! He's the most amazing hero ever! In fact I have all his games and anime and comics and books and figures!

[ahogauge.livejournal.com]

[Oh great. One of THOSE.]

To say you're like that Justice Freak Flonne is an understatement...

[abravelikehero]

Hey, I'm a hero! Even if my title is Soft-boiled Demon at the moment. I'll get my hero one back soon enough!

[ahogauge.livejournal.com]

That's what she likes to think, too.

I'm the only true hero though, as dark as I may be!

[LUCIUS STOP CONTRADICTING YOURSELF]

1/2

[abravelikehero]

I'm not delusional, it's true! E-even though Mao stole it... he told me I get it back. When he was still able to talk....

2/4 sorry I lied.

[abravelikehero]

WAIT!

Wait wait wait.

Don't call yourself a hero when you're trying to be a villain.

3/4

[abravelikehero]

Unless....

4/4

[abravelikehero]

Are you a hero of villains!?

1/oh god

[ahogauge.livejournal.com]

...

2/oh god

[ahogauge.livejournal.com]

........

3/oh god

[ahogauge.livejournal.com]

[COMPUTING. COMPUTING. ALSO TUMBLEWEED]

aaaand done!

[ahogauge.livejournal.com]

THAT DOESN'T EVEN MAKE ANY SENSE!

I need to tell you now that I love you.

[abravelikehero]

Sure it does, you are the heroic force of evil, you are the the one who comes to the aid of evil, a dark a menacing hero of villainy who spreads his wicked way across the country posing as a hero of justice to undermine the good hero name.

[ahogauge.livejournal.com]

Intelligence isn't one of your higher stats, is it?

[abravelikehero]

It's not one of my lower ones either.

[ahogauge.livejournal.com]

I am going to pretend that what you said earlier made sense. For my sanity's sake. And say that is the definition of a Dark Hero!

It sure beats being called a henchman and a secondary character...

[abravelikehero]

But a Dark Hero is more like a demon version of being a hero. Um... like, like... what was his name.... He was popular in some places a few years ago. I completely forgot who it was though, I do remember him being called a Dark Hero though.

Why not just admit your a villain? Though, I suppose if you're a playable character you can't really be a true villain. Misguided Villain?