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tensiongauge) wrote2011-04-05 04:55 am
tensiongauge) wrote2011-04-05 04:55 am
Dark Hero Lucius episode 001: Bad Hair day
(Action, Stevens road)
[This morning, a very loud, very girlish scream could be heard coming from inside 2240 Stevens road this morning. To say Lucius was having a bad hair day would be an understatement. His tension gauge was gone, and any attempts to recreate the ahoge had failed. Horribly. Several more screams, followed by a burst of rage as he storms out of the bathroom.]
(Several minutes later...Phone)
[He had calmed down considerably from the initial shock... but that didn't change the fact that he was mad. It was rather comforting not seeing any sign of Rizelea and Flonne. ]
ALRIGHT, LISTEN UP. Okay, I don't know who was the prankster that decided to cut my hair.... but they better confess.... and FAST. The Dark Hero, Lucius, is not a force to be trifled with! I've brought down the worst of bosses, I've taken down all the Lurkers with my own two hands! What makes you think you'll steal my most prized possession and get away with it! This... this must be the work of the Demon Dog King! Clearly he sensed my rivaling presence, and sent out a barber to do his dirty work! He was so afraid of me he had to resort to draining my morale! No matter, this will make your defeat by my hands all the more satisfying! Your attempt at gaining the advantage has only sparked our rivalry further! Without that Valkyrie around cramping my style, victory will surely be mine!
[This morning, a very loud, very girlish scream could be heard coming from inside 2240 Stevens road this morning. To say Lucius was having a bad hair day would be an understatement. His tension gauge was gone, and any attempts to recreate the ahoge had failed. Horribly. Several more screams, followed by a burst of rage as he storms out of the bathroom.]
(Several minutes later...Phone)
[He had calmed down considerably from the initial shock... but that didn't change the fact that he was mad. It was rather comforting not seeing any sign of Rizelea and Flonne. ]
ALRIGHT, LISTEN UP. Okay, I don't know who was the prankster that decided to cut my hair.... but they better confess.... and FAST. The Dark Hero, Lucius, is not a force to be trifled with! I've brought down the worst of bosses, I've taken down all the Lurkers with my own two hands! What makes you think you'll steal my most prized possession and get away with it! This... this must be the work of the Demon Dog King! Clearly he sensed my rivaling presence, and sent out a barber to do his dirty work! He was so afraid of me he had to resort to draining my morale! No matter, this will make your defeat by my hands all the more satisfying! Your attempt at gaining the advantage has only sparked our rivalry further! Without that Valkyrie around cramping my style, victory will surely be mine!
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I made rice cakes with no evil intent in them once!
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Not enough.
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It's a consensual fact, you can't just change things because you feel like it and tap on new meanings to convenience yourself.
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But...maybe...I still like to think I'm way cooler than all those stereotypical heroes though!
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Especially Super Hero Aurum! He's the most amazing hero ever! In fact I have all his games and anime and comics and books and figures!
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To say you're like that Justice Freak Flonne is an understatement...
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I'm the only true hero though, as dark as I may be!
[LUCIUS STOP CONTRADICTING YOURSELF]
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2/4 sorry I lied.
Wait wait wait.
Don't call yourself a hero when you're trying to be a villain.
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1/oh god
2/oh god
3/oh god
aaaand done!
I need to tell you now that I love you.
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sorry for taking so long again ;_;
It's okay!