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Lucius ([personal profile] tensiongauge) wrote2011-04-05 04:55 am

Dark Hero Lucius episode 001: Bad Hair day

(Action, Stevens road)

[This morning, a very loud, very girlish scream could be heard coming from inside 2240 Stevens road this morning. To say Lucius was having a bad hair day would be an understatement. His tension gauge was gone, and any attempts to recreate the ahoge had failed. Horribly. Several more screams, followed by a burst of rage as he storms out of the bathroom.]

(Several minutes later...Phone)

[He had calmed down considerably from the initial shock... but that didn't change the fact that he was mad. It was rather comforting not seeing any sign of Rizelea and Flonne. ]

ALRIGHT, LISTEN UP. Okay, I don't know who was the prankster that decided to cut my hair.... but they better confess.... and FAST. The Dark Hero, Lucius, is not a force to be trifled with! I've brought down the worst of bosses, I've taken down all the Lurkers with my own two hands! What makes you think you'll steal my most prized possession and get away with it! This... this must be the work of the Demon Dog King! Clearly he sensed my rivaling presence, and sent out a barber to do his dirty work! He was so afraid of me he had to resort to draining my morale! No matter, this will make your defeat by my hands all the more satisfying! Your attempt at gaining the advantage has only sparked our rivalry further! Without that Valkyrie around cramping my style, victory will surely be mine!

[identity profile] ahogauge.livejournal.com 2011-04-08 08:31 am (UTC)(link)
Intelligence isn't one of your higher stats, is it?
abravelikehero: (Default)

[personal profile] abravelikehero 2011-04-08 08:40 am (UTC)(link)
It's not one of my lower ones either.

[identity profile] ahogauge.livejournal.com 2011-04-08 08:44 am (UTC)(link)
I am going to pretend that what you said earlier made sense. For my sanity's sake. And say that is the definition of a Dark Hero!

It sure beats being called a henchman and a secondary character...
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[personal profile] abravelikehero 2011-04-08 08:51 am (UTC)(link)
But a Dark Hero is more like a demon version of being a hero. Um... like, like... what was his name.... He was popular in some places a few years ago. I completely forgot who it was though, I do remember him being called a Dark Hero though.

Why not just admit your a villain? Though, I suppose if you're a playable character you can't really be a true villain. Misguided Villain?

[identity profile] ahogauge.livejournal.com 2011-04-08 08:53 am (UTC)(link)
...You're not really good at coming up with cool titles, are you?
Edited 2011-04-08 08:54 (UTC)
abravelikehero: (Sigh (demon set))

[personal profile] abravelikehero 2011-04-08 09:08 am (UTC)(link)
I only ever had to make one, and it was Hero....

[identity profile] ahogauge.livejournal.com 2011-04-09 12:21 am (UTC)(link)
Dark Hero sounds way cooler than Misguided Villain, I'll have you know.
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[personal profile] abravelikehero 2011-04-11 01:58 am (UTC)(link)
And Dark Hero is false advertisement.

sorry for taking so long again ;_;

[identity profile] ahogauge.livejournal.com 2011-04-12 07:57 am (UTC)(link)
It still sounds cooler than Misguided Villain! That's all that matters!
abravelikehero: (Normal (demon set))

It's okay!

[personal profile] abravelikehero 2011-04-13 09:20 pm (UTC)(link)
How about Grey Tinted Villain?