Dark Hero Lucius episode 001: Bad Hair day

[tensiongauge]

(Action, Stevens road)

[This morning, a very loud, very girlish scream could be heard coming from inside 2240 Stevens road this morning. To say Lucius was having a bad hair day would be an understatement. His tension gauge was gone, and any attempts to recreate the ahoge had failed. Horribly. Several more screams, followed by a burst of rage as he storms out of the bathroom.]

(Several minutes later...Phone)

[He had calmed down considerably from the initial shock... but that didn't change the fact that he was mad. It was rather comforting not seeing any sign of Rizelea and Flonne. ]

ALRIGHT, LISTEN UP. Okay, I don't know who was the prankster that decided to cut my hair.... but they better confess.... and FAST. The Dark Hero, Lucius, is not a force to be trifled with! I've brought down the worst of bosses, I've taken down all the Lurkers with my own two hands! What makes you think you'll steal my most prized possession and get away with it! This... this must be the work of the Demon Dog King! Clearly he sensed my rivaling presence, and sent out a barber to do his dirty work! He was so afraid of me he had to resort to draining my morale! No matter, this will make your defeat by my hands all the more satisfying! Your attempt at gaining the advantage has only sparked our rivalry further! Without that Valkyrie around cramping my style, victory will surely be mine!

Comments

[hontobakabaka.livejournal.com]

"Are you like that Demon Dog King guy? He talked about bosses a lot too..."

[ahogauge.livejournal.com]

He is my rival!

[hontobakabaka.livejournal.com]

"I see. I think he lives on the other side of town."

[ahogauge.livejournal.com]

I had ran into someone who lives with him earlier on!

...how long has he been here?

[hontobakabaka.livejournal.com]

"A month or two? Long enough to get his ears back. They're quite fluffy."

[ahogauge.livejournal.com]

Do not let his cute appearance fool you! He is a fierce fighter, one worthy of being my rival!

[hontobakabaka.livejournal.com]

"He keeps asking me to join his party, but, I'm not much of a fighter."

[ahogauge.livejournal.com]

He probably thinks you're one of those navigators or something. The kind that point out blatantly obvious weaknesses and tell you things that they don't already know.

[sigh]
He probably needs one of those...

[hontobakabaka.livejournal.com]

"I think it was after I explained my computer to him as I would a small child."

"I simply went.... Beep... Beep... Beep...."

[She shrugs]