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(Action, Stevens road)

[This morning, a very loud, very girlish scream could be heard coming from inside 2240 Stevens road this morning. To say Lucius was having a bad hair day would be an understatement. His tension gauge was gone, and any attempts to recreate the ahoge had failed. Horribly. Several more screams, followed by a burst of rage as he storms out of the bathroom.]

(Several minutes later...Phone)

[He had calmed down considerably from the initial shock... but that didn't change the fact that he was mad. It was rather comforting not seeing any sign of Rizelea and Flonne. ]

ALRIGHT, LISTEN UP. Okay, I don't know who was the prankster that decided to cut my hair.... but they better confess.... and FAST. The Dark Hero, Lucius, is not a force to be trifled with! I've brought down the worst of bosses, I've taken down all the Lurkers with my own two hands! What makes you think you'll steal my most prized possession and get away with it! This... this must be the work of the Demon Dog King! Clearly he sensed my rivaling presence, and sent out a barber to do his dirty work! He was so afraid of me he had to resort to draining my morale! No matter, this will make your defeat by my hands all the more satisfying! Your attempt at gaining the advantage has only sparked our rivalry further! Without that Valkyrie around cramping my style, victory will surely be mine!
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Date: 2011-04-07 05:10 am (UTC)
abravelikehero: (Shock! (demon set))
From: [personal profile] abravelikehero
Tension gauge...? So they took your hair!? Wait Dark Hero? Are you a demon?

Date: 2011-04-07 05:14 am (UTC)
From: [identity profile] ahogauge.livejournal.com
I am no demon... I am just a human with dreams of ruling the Netheruniverse with an iron fist!

They only took the part of my hair which was the most important.... the tension gauge itself...

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Date: 2011-04-07 05:33 am (UTC)
abravelikehero: (Normal (demon set))
From: [personal profile] abravelikehero
So... a villain? Isn't that kind of an Overlord?

That's pretty low, that must be an interesting part of your hair. I'm glad mine is fine.

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Date: 2011-04-07 05:33 am (UTC)
abravelikehero: (Default)
From: [personal profile] abravelikehero
W-wait a minute! If you're a villain you can't call yourself a hero, even a dark hero!
Edited Date: 2011-04-07 05:33 am (UTC)

Date: 2011-04-07 05:53 am (UTC)
From: [identity profile] ahogauge.livejournal.com
There's a distinction between Dark Hero and Villain! Dark Hero sounds so much cooler, and I was a hero once!

Date: 2011-04-07 05:55 am (UTC)
abravelikehero: (Default)
From: [personal profile] abravelikehero
So you're a fallen hero! That still makes you a villain!

Date: 2011-04-07 10:11 am (UTC)
From: [identity profile] hontobakabaka.livejournal.com
"I think it was after I explained my computer to him as I would a small child."

"I simply went.... Beep... Beep... Beep...."

[She shrugs]

Date: 2011-04-07 11:51 pm (UTC)
From: [identity profile] ahogauge.livejournal.com
I guess... though I've been helping out the heroes as a playable character against my will...

Date: 2011-04-08 01:26 am (UTC)
abravelikehero: (determined)
From: [personal profile] abravelikehero
That... that doesn't help your case at all. To refer to yourself as a hero of any kind is an insult to all true heroes that have a heart of justice!

Date: 2011-04-08 01:33 am (UTC)
From: [identity profile] ahogauge.livejournal.com
Fine! I am no stranger to challenge! I shall get a head start on rising on the friendship rankings before Kanata can even think of doing so!

Date: 2011-04-08 01:52 am (UTC)
From: [identity profile] ahogauge.livejournal.com
I so am a hero! A dark and evil one! an... anti-hero, I guess?

I made rice cakes with no evil intent in them once!

Date: 2011-04-08 02:06 am (UTC)
abravelikehero: (Default)
From: [personal profile] abravelikehero
That's not an anti-hero! You can't be a hero and evil, it just doesn't work like that. An anti hero is someone who means well but their way of doing it isn't quite considered the best, but isn't evil. You are simply a villain. Average even....

Not enough.

Date: 2011-04-08 04:50 am (UTC)
From: [identity profile] ahogauge.livejournal.com
I'll... I'll show you! If my tension gauge were here it would be blinking with rage right about now!

Date: 2011-04-08 04:52 am (UTC)
From: [identity profile] ahogauge.livejournal.com
Bring them all on! This should be a good warm-up for when I finally face Kanata! I'll show them all the true force of the Dark Hero!

Date: 2011-04-08 04:56 am (UTC)
abravelikehero: (Default)
From: [personal profile] abravelikehero
It's not my fault you're trying to pass yourself off as what you aren't! A hero is a hero, a villain is a villain. A hero can't also be a villain. Heroes must stand for truth and justice. They must defend and help those in need. They must protect all which is precious and stand by their friends. Villains go against all that.

Date: 2011-04-08 05:18 am (UTC)
From: [identity profile] ahogauge.livejournal.com
The Dark Hero refuses no quest that makes him stronger!

Date: 2011-04-08 05:26 am (UTC)
From: [identity profile] ahogauge.livejournal.com
Villains don't have honor! Dark Heroes do!

Date: 2011-04-08 05:30 am (UTC)
abravelikehero: (Default)
From: [personal profile] abravelikehero
That's an Anti Villain!

Date: 2011-04-08 05:31 am (UTC)
From: [identity profile] ahogauge.livejournal.com
Isn't that a hero? Now you're just making things up.....

Date: 2011-04-08 05:36 am (UTC)
abravelikehero: (Default)
From: [personal profile] abravelikehero
No it's not! It's a villain that is honorable. Really these things are all written out on a very convenient website.

Date: 2011-04-08 06:46 am (UTC)
From: [identity profile] ahogauge.livejournal.com
I don't believe things that are posted on the internet! Even if it is a reputable website which i will probably get sucked into like a black hole!

Date: 2011-04-08 06:54 am (UTC)
abravelikehero: (Default)
From: [personal profile] abravelikehero
And never ever leave.... Wait, what was I saying?

It's a consensual fact, you can't just change things because you feel like it and tap on new meanings to convenience yourself.

Date: 2011-04-08 06:59 am (UTC)
From: [identity profile] ahogauge.livejournal.com
Had she not threatened me with being locked up, I would have gone down a much, much eviler path! Also, speaking of her, Rizelea is worse than I am! She's the one who threatens me with violence and everyone else with inhumanely spicy food!

Date: 2011-04-08 07:01 am (UTC)
abravelikehero: (Default)
From: [personal profile] abravelikehero
Shouldn't that be a good thing if she stopped you from being truly evil?

Date: 2011-04-08 07:11 am (UTC)
From: [identity profile] ahogauge.livejournal.com
It was out of fear of being brutally maimed! And having hotter hot sauce than the kind that comes in coffins poured into every opening!

But...maybe...I still like to think I'm way cooler than all those stereotypical heroes though!
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