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(Action, Stevens road)

[This morning, a very loud, very girlish scream could be heard coming from inside 2240 Stevens road this morning. To say Lucius was having a bad hair day would be an understatement. His tension gauge was gone, and any attempts to recreate the ahoge had failed. Horribly. Several more screams, followed by a burst of rage as he storms out of the bathroom.]

(Several minutes later...Phone)

[He had calmed down considerably from the initial shock... but that didn't change the fact that he was mad. It was rather comforting not seeing any sign of Rizelea and Flonne. ]

ALRIGHT, LISTEN UP. Okay, I don't know who was the prankster that decided to cut my hair.... but they better confess.... and FAST. The Dark Hero, Lucius, is not a force to be trifled with! I've brought down the worst of bosses, I've taken down all the Lurkers with my own two hands! What makes you think you'll steal my most prized possession and get away with it! This... this must be the work of the Demon Dog King! Clearly he sensed my rivaling presence, and sent out a barber to do his dirty work! He was so afraid of me he had to resort to draining my morale! No matter, this will make your defeat by my hands all the more satisfying! Your attempt at gaining the advantage has only sparked our rivalry further! Without that Valkyrie around cramping my style, victory will surely be mine!
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Date: 2011-04-05 09:03 pm (UTC)
From: [identity profile] ahogauge.livejournal.com
[Please don't say love please don't say love]

Date: 2011-04-05 09:06 pm (UTC)
From: [identity profile] ahogauge.livejournal.com
[SCREAM]

If I say you're my friend, will you promise to never do that again?

Date: 2011-04-05 09:08 pm (UTC)
From: [identity profile] ahogauge.livejournal.com
.......

........................

............................................

f-fine

Date: 2011-04-05 09:09 pm (UTC)
From: [identity profile] ahogauge.livejournal.com
Bahahaha! They'll regret messing with the Dark Hero! Once I beat whatever boss has my stuff, I will be unstoppable! They will all fall before the feet of the Dark Hero!

Date: 2011-04-05 09:10 pm (UTC)
From: [identity profile] hontobakabaka.livejournal.com
"Are you like that Demon Dog King guy? He talked about bosses a lot too..."

Date: 2011-04-05 09:11 pm (UTC)
From: [identity profile] ahogauge.livejournal.com
He is my rival!

Date: 2011-04-05 09:12 pm (UTC)
From: [identity profile] hontobakabaka.livejournal.com
"I see. I think he lives on the other side of town."

Date: 2011-04-05 09:13 pm (UTC)
From: [identity profile] ahogauge.livejournal.com
I had ran into someone who lives with him earlier on!

...how long has he been here?

Date: 2011-04-05 09:16 pm (UTC)
From: [identity profile] hontobakabaka.livejournal.com
"A month or two? Long enough to get his ears back. They're quite fluffy."

Date: 2011-04-05 09:19 pm (UTC)
From: [identity profile] demondogdays.livejournal.com
Ha? Why would I ever even want to do that? I've got other things to do than give you a needed hair cut, Lucius. But if it is a fight that you want then I'm always ready to accept your challenge!

But it looks like Mizuki was right. I wonder if that means everyone else from Empyria is slowly coming over here too?

Date: 2011-04-05 09:30 pm (UTC)
From: [identity profile] ahogauge.livejournal.com
Bring it, dog-ears! I don't even need my weapons to fight you! Or my levels!

Date: 2011-04-05 09:30 pm (UTC)
From: [identity profile] ahogauge.livejournal.com
Rank E?!

What the hell does that mean?!

Date: 2011-04-05 09:44 pm (UTC)
From: [identity profile] demondogdays.livejournal.com
Whoa, you actually sound really confidant! I guess if that's the case then I won't hold back either! Name a place and time, Lucius! I'll give you a good reminder of the Demon Dog King's power when it hits the level cap!

Date: 2011-04-05 10:03 pm (UTC)
From: [identity profile] ahogauge.livejournal.com
Y-you're capped?!
[girlish scream]
....on second thought, give me a bit!

Date: 2011-04-05 10:08 pm (UTC)
From: [identity profile] demondogdays.livejournal.com
Heh heh heh! Take all the time you need! I want to have my rivals to be at equal strength so our battle be even more epic and glorious without even having to use cheating codes or devices!

... I guess DLCs are acceptable.

Date: 2011-04-06 02:47 am (UTC)
From: [identity profile] ahogauge.livejournal.com
Do not let his cute appearance fool you! He is a fierce fighter, one worthy of being my rival!

Date: 2011-04-06 02:48 am (UTC)
From: [identity profile] ahogauge.livejournal.com
Getting people to pay for weapons that are already in the game is deliciously evil! Maybe I should look into that. Everything of mine is gone...

Date: 2011-04-06 10:26 am (UTC)
From: [identity profile] demondogdays.livejournal.com
Good luck trying to recover them all. I know I am still.

Date: 2011-04-06 06:50 pm (UTC)
From: [identity profile] hontobakabaka.livejournal.com
"He keeps asking me to join his party, but, I'm not much of a fighter."

Date: 2011-04-06 10:00 pm (UTC)
abravelikehero: (Default)
From: [personal profile] abravelikehero
Um, everything is taken away here, so... I'm sure it wasn't anything personal against you.

Date: 2011-04-07 04:58 am (UTC)
From: [identity profile] ahogauge.livejournal.com
Of course I'm going to take it personally! How can I be on par with my rival if I don't have my stuff! They even took away my defining gimmick! You just don't do that to a man, no matter how evil he is!

Date: 2011-04-07 05:02 am (UTC)
From: [identity profile] ahogauge.livejournal.com
I will succeed... once I find a decent place to grind some levels...

Are those kids good exp? The oddly robotic ones? I wouldn't normally do that sort of thing but those kids aren't any type of youngster... they're evil more evil than me! Do you know how many toys I was begged to grab on my way out this morning?

Date: 2011-04-07 05:05 am (UTC)
abravelikehero: (smile)
From: [personal profile] abravelikehero
It's not gone forever though, I'll get it back in the mail! What is your gimmick anyway?

Date: 2011-04-07 05:06 am (UTC)
From: [identity profile] ahogauge.livejournal.com
He probably thinks you're one of those navigators or something. The kind that point out blatantly obvious weaknesses and tell you things that they don't already know.

[sigh]
He probably needs one of those...

Date: 2011-04-07 05:08 am (UTC)
From: [identity profile] ahogauge.livejournal.com
My tension gauge! Only the coolest hairstyle to ever grace a Dark Hero's head! Even cooler than flowing silvery hair!
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